Archive for June, 2009

Can’t Wait Until Next Hockey Season

You know, I wasn’t always a hockey fan. I grew up in Ohio, about 30 miles from Pittsburgh – before the Mario Lemieux days. It was a relatively poor little coal mining town and nobody had the money to play hockey. So I wasn’t really exposed to it. It was football country, Steeler country, and that’s what I played.

My exposure to this outstanding game didn’t really happen until 1999. I was 39-years old. My son, who was about 7 at the time, used to watch the Mighty Ducks movies over and over again. In between screenings he would go onto our screened-in back porch and slap a hockey puck into the door of my daughters big plastic play house. When he missed, pucks tore through my screens letting all the bugs in Florida in.

I signed him up for an outdoor roller hockey league when he was 8 and the rest is history. Nine years of inline and ice hockey, traveling to tournaments around the country. He’s 17-years-old now, my screens are all fixed, and I’m a huge hockey fan. It happens that way when you are immersed into a magnificent sport that you’ve missed out on much of your life. Not a day goes by that I don’t wish I could turn back the clock and play the game myself – one of the few regrets in my life.

What frustrates me now is that so many people are missing out on this wonderful sport. Hockey’s popularity hasn’t exactly grown by leaps and bounds in this country. But it’s certainly no secret to the rest of the world. If they could only get past the notion that it’s just a bunch of fighting and see the beauty of the game. The speed and the grace that these athletes display is nothing short of astounding.

It’s June and I just saw my beloved Penguins win the Stanley Cup. I’m still on a hockey high. There really is nothing quite like the Stanley Cup playoffs, is there?. Now we’ve got months of nothing but baseball and it’s steroid-ridden players lulling me into summer slumber. I’d almost rather watch golf – or the grass grow.

So here’s to hockey, and waiting for next season, when we can all wake up and witness the excitement and raw fury of the this most magnificent sport once again.

Now, in the spirit of self-promotion, I must mention that one of the best ways to keep the hockey spirit through the long, boring Summer is to score yourself a hockey t-shirt from Hockey Shirt Shop! So stop on in, where it’s always hockey season.

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New! Go with the Flow hockey hair t-shirt

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I’m very excited to announce a new hockey t-shirt design at HockeyShirtShop.com.

The ‘Mullet’ certainly had it’s day as the official hair of hockey. But those days have gone the way of the leisure suit – sorry Mr. Melrose. Today, ‘The ‘Flow’ is the way to go. Locks of flowing hair, cascading out from under your lid. Damn, you look good!

‘The Flow’ comes in 4 colors: Gold, Red, Blue and Monochrome, on a variety of shirt styles and dozens of products.

Stop by the shop and let it flow, today!

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Miracle Hockey Skate Dryer

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I used to be on a product panel for the newspaper I work for. It was called ‘The Man Panel’. We would write comical reviews on mostly whacked-out products for men. However, every once in a while we’d get something that was actually pretty cool to review. In one such case, I was assigned a product that I simply can not recommend highly enough. It’s not really a hockey product per se. But that’s probably because they didn’t think of it. But if you like dry skates and gloves, this is your ticket to Xanadu.

It’s called the Peet Shoe Dryer, and it has made my hockey-playin’ son a happy camper. I’ve even given it as a very popular birthday gift to his friends. It uses the basic physics principle of warm air rising to dry your skates with absolutely no noise, lights or anything to even indicate it’s actually working. In fact, I was dead sure it wasn’t working the first time I turned it on – which consists of simply plugging it in. However, when I came back a few hours later, the previously soaking wet hockey skates were not only dry, but warm and toasty like a load of laundry right out of the dryer. And as an invaluable added bonus, it removed most of the hockey stink! How cool is that?

I recommend searching at Amazon.com. You’re probably going to pay around $30. But if you or your kids are a hockey player, it will be thirty of the best bucs you’ve ever spent.

Original ‘Man Panel’ review of the Peet Shoe Dryer

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On Marian Hossa

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I spent a large part of this season being pissed off at Marian Hossa for turning down a larger contract offer from Pittsburgh to sign a one-year deal with Detroit, because he felt he had a better chance there to win the cup. It was insulting to Pittsburgh and it’s fans, who felt they had a pretty good chance themselves of carrying around the big trophy all summer.

I went through the playoffs routing against Detroit for the same reason. I wanted him to regret joining the Red Wings. As it became apparent that the Pens themselves might actually make it to the dance, I began to push for the Wings to make it, too. How sweet would that be? The team he bailed out on beats him and the team he thought he had a better chance with.

Well, it happened exactly like that. Funny, though, how winning makes you charitable. Overnight, my feelings about Marian Hossa have changed. I started looking at his story more objectively. I began to realize that what he did was actually  the converse of what I have disliked about so many professional athletes that have left my favorite teams for more money elsewhere. We, as fans, make emotional investments into these players. And when they tell us again and again that money is more important that their teammates, the cities they represent and winning, well, we feel betrayed. It is personal to us on some level.

Hossa did leave the Penguins. But he did it for an admirable reason. He actually took less money for what he felt was a better chance to win. How often have you actually seen a player do that? So now I feel bad for him. Now, I feel bad that he wasn’t rewarded for his winning-over-money decision. Don’t get me wrong, I certainly wouldn’t have wanted this one to end any other way. But It would be nice some day to see a player that makes a similar decision have it work out for him.

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Stanley Cup Champions!

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Well I’m basking in the glow of a Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup championship today. The exciting thing is, they should only get better. With their core of young stars, it certainly looks like the Pens should be a solid contender for the cup for years to come. As I said in an earlier post, it’s sure good to be a Pittsburgh fan these days. Now if the Buccos could just get it together ;-)

Looking for a championship t-shirt, hat or other type of gift? Check out my favorite Pittsburgh fan store ‘The Pittsburgh Fan’ and do a little crowin’

And don’t forget my Pittsburgh gift designs got ‘burgh? and The Joy of Six

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Surreal Hockey Images

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I do a lot of digital imaging in Photoshop in my professional life as a designer. We’re always passing around cool images that other artists have created – impossible situations created with multiple photographs. If you enjoy looking at this type of surreal photographic images crafted by talented Photoshop wizards, check out Worth 1000 – as in ‘a picture is worth 1000 words’. Below are the links to a series of hockey-themed images submitted as part of a contest. You can see them all by clicking the links below or using the drop-down menu at the website.

SET 1 SET 2 SET 3 SET 4 SET 5 SET 6

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The Story of Blackhawks Compassion

There are lots of great hockey stories out there, but this one has always resonated with me. It is another of those that was passed around in emails, from an anonymous author. But it’s a true story, and one that all hockey fan should read. So if you happened to miss it, here is the story of Blackhawks compassion . . .

In the middle of a grueling six game road trip where a very young hockey team is away from home, the third game of the trip ends late on a cold Canadian Saturday night. This is the only break on the trip and the three days between games allow them the only break to get back home in their own beds for a couple of days before going back on the road. A scheduled commercial flight waits for them at Toronto’s International Airport for the short flight home; they could be home by midnight. This plane departs on schedule, but without a single member of the hockey team.

Back in the locker room a vote is taken after the game was complete, and a unanimous decision is made by this young team to skip this flight and stay one more day. They make arrangements to check back in the hotel and on a frozen Sunday morning charter two buses that have no heat and begin a journey two hours straight north into a sparsely inhabited Canada, but where hockey is its passion. They arrive at their destination to the surprise of the teams general manager who is there attending his fathers wake.

After a few emotional hours, this team boards the buses and head back for a two-hour trip back to Toronto. On the way they ask the drivers to stop in a tiny Canadian town because they are hungry.

To the shock of the patrons and workers at this small hockey town McDonald’s, a professional team walks out of two rickety buses and into the restaurant, which just happens to have pictures of two members of this team on its wall. The patrons know every single one of these players by sight being fanatic fans of hockey in these parts. One can only imagine their amazement of the locals seeing and entire professional hockey team sit down and have a meal in their tiny little town in the middle of a hockey season. After a while they board the buses and catch their same flight 24 hours later, giving one day to their general manager.

Have I made this up, is this an excerpt from some fictional book? No this a true story of the Blackhawks last Saturday night and they decided to attend Dale Tallon’s fathers funeral. Its amazing that such a good story can be found nowhere on the internet, and not even mentioned in the Chicago papers.

Had one of the Blackhawks got into a fight and punched some drunken loser in a Toronto bar it would be plastered all over papers and the television.

This being said, its hard to imagine any professional football, basketball or baseball team doing this, but the members of the Blackhawks claim any “hockey” team would have done this. This is one reason I continue to be a big hockey fan, and another reason I am excited about this Chicago team.

I thought I would share as this story appears to have gone unnoticed.

Hockey players are special athletes. I created this design in honor of hockey players everywhere.

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Great hockey goals video!

Couldn’t pass up posting this one. Some classic goals including the now famous ‘Michigan’ and the worst open net miss I’ve ever seen!

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Is your kid’s hockey taking over your life?


God knows where they come from, these chain emails that get passed along between us. I get a bunch of them from friends. Most of them suck. But every once in a while, there’s one that hits home. Here’s a cute one that I saved. I thought I’d share it with you.

IS YOUR KID’S HOCKEY TAKING OVER YOUR LIFE???

    You base the next purchase of your new vehicle on whether it will hold six kids, six sticks, and six hockey bags.
     

    You know the location of every Tim Horton’s within a 400 mile radius.

    You relate directions to places by the nearest arena.

    Knows every single kid on every single team your child has ever played on… But doesn’t have a clue who his school mates are.

    You feel lost when you have a free weekend.

    Your spouse waits until you decide where to sit and then chooses a spot on the opposite side of arena.
    You become a partner in a skate sharpening business to save money.

    Can justify complaining about someone who gives hundreds of hours of volunteer time to your son or daughter.
    You ground your kids for a week (except for hockey practice).

    Can rationalize spending $159 on a Synergy for a 9 year old but won’t spend $5 on a Birthday card for his wife.

    When someone asks how old your children are you respond, “I have a ’94 and a ’97.”

    Has had to use a grandparent to take kid #1 to a tournament because Dad was in a Different province with kid #2 at a tournament and Mom had kid #3 two provinces away in a 3rd tournament all in one weekend.

    Has more miles on ’05 minivan than a ’66 Chevy.

    Practices make up a very large part of your social life.

    You buy gloves according to how loud you can clap in them.

    You find yourself missing the parents of your child’s team mates during the off-season.

    You refuse to make any plans with your friends until you check your kids’ hockey schedule.

    Takes out a home loan to pay for all the equipment and expenses.

    Plans birth of next child so he has a good hockey birthday.

    New baby’s first word is Zamboni.

    All computer passwords begin with “hockey” or contain child’s number.

    Has been barred from more than one rink on more than one occasion.

    Purchases new $135.00 stick because old one “didn’t have any goals left in it.”

    Knows a few 5 year olds that are good but “lack focus”.

    Has had kids ask if Christmas is “home or away”.

    Asked to decide between try-out and first communion – asked church what his options were.

    Received a letter from AAA Automobile Club and called for more info about tryouts.

See you at the rink!

And boy do I have a t-shirt that perfectly compliments this blog entry. Welcome to the ‘I Have No Life (my son plays hockey)’ collection!

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It’s good to be a Pittsburgh fan

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I’ll apologize in advance for this partisan post, but it’s really good to be a Pittsburgh fan these days. I was thinking about this the other day. My son, despite having been born in Florida, is a rabid Steeler and Penguin fan. I guess that’s my fault. I grew up about 30 miles from the Steel City and along with my father before me, have always bled black and gold. But I don’t think my son realizes how lucky he is. Certainly the fans in cities that have been waiting decades to even come close to a championship know just what I’m talking about. It just doesn’t happen all the time. And here is my 17-year-old son, with a couple Super Bowls and now 2 Stanley Cup finals under his belt. I just hope there’s not a draught of any kind on his horizon. I’m afraid he just might not be able to handle it.

So, for all you Penguin fans out there, I found this really cool poster of this year’s Penguin studs. It features Sergei Gonchar, Evgeni Malkin, Marc-Andre Fleury, Jordan Staal and Sidney Crosby. The 16×20 poster is available at AllPosters.com for $34.99. I’ve seen it for a lot more at other places. If you’ve seen it for less, please post a link in the comments.

And here’s a shameless plug for two of my Pittsburgh t-shirts: got ‘burgh? and The Joy of Six

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