Longer, Stiffer, Longer Lasting Iceman with Dangleberries

"dangleberries, longer, stiffer, longer lasting, and iceman tribal hockey"

Sorry folks. I know I’ve been slacking. I haven’t created any new designs for months. Got tied up with them Stanley Cup playoffs and then I just got lazy – real lazy, I guess.

But I’m back! And I’ve got a brand new design to introduce. But first I’m gonna mention a couple others that I posted earlier, but they never got any blog love. There’s a good reason for that. They were of such questionable taste that I couldn’t bring myself to write anything about them. Yeah, I know, there are already a few ornery designs in the eBrushDesign hockey collection. But I try to use innuendo rather than outright vulgarity. Because, well, you know, kids look at this website. But these designs seem a little innuendo-er than most. So, I’m sorry. But Hockey is a rough sport with a salty sense of humor and Hockey is my customer.

Under the ‘dangle’ category, is the new ‘Dangleberries’ design. Yeah, I know. Gross. But look, these are hockey pucks that ended up in the net by way of some sick dangles. That said, they are still not the kind of berries you want to make a pie out of.

And then there is the new slogan for Hockey Shirt Shop’s imaginary line of hockey sticks, ‘Longer. Stiffer. Longer Lasting.’ What can I say? Hockey players are always sure to have the best equipment possible. It just makes it easier to score.

So, with all that out of the way, I’ve got a brand new design. It is my first in several months. I can’t seem to come up with a suitable name for it but it says ‘Iceman’ and it is wrapped in tattoo-like tribal markings. Why? I don’t know. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Hey, I’m a little rusty. OK?

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